queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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Tags: star wars

(Source: The Onion, via senatorcretak)

mapsontheweb:

Europe in 800 AD

mapsontheweb:

Europe in 800 AD

(Source: euratlas.net)

handjob:

yuck

obvious troll is obvious

handjob:

yuck

obvious troll is obvious

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nickfuckface:

when ur having a casual conversation and it shit gets serious
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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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kikofficial:

that sentence was wild from start to finish

kikofficial:

that sentence was wild from start to finish

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sailorleo:

i hope the word “sadstuck” outlives people actually remembering or caring about homestuck so eventually nobody will know why its called that

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oldmanstephanie:

Y’know what scene I hope they keep in the Parasyte anime?

This one.

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lick-a-richie:

sammneiland:

no matter how many times i see this scene, it never ceases at making me laugh out loud.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FUCKING HARD I AM LAUGHING AT THIS RIGHT NOW

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Tags: video hey dan

lunakinz:

Belly rubs? I think yes

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Tags: animals video

tastefullyoffensive:

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What’s the most dad thing your dad has ever done?

lucifers-left-nut:

Today was Movie Monday

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ollyhooper:

thecomedyreliefcharacter:

mssecondopinionson:

a friendly tip: if you feel the urge to self harm get an ice cube and hold it in your hand for a while. it relieves the compulsion in a less destructive way. therapists have used this with their patients and i have tried it myself it works pretty well

Okay wow this is now my favourite post on Tumblr. Signal boost into infinity.

Yep it works

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