What are your headcanons about me?
This sounds really fucking awesome.
Guys make headcanons about me.
IF SOMEONE DOES THIS I WILL BE SO HAPPY
OKAY OKAY BUT: HEAR ME OUT.
brojohn (i know. im sorry) but instead of kawaii shota john with inexplicable ingrained homohobia
bro with ingrained homophobia because he grew up in a time where it was less acceptable, less common, and he couldnt think of…
IS THIS TRUE????
As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week
IM AMERICAN AND IVE NEVER EATEN MCDONALDS IM SO SCARED
damn u gonna die son
I AM SCARED I HATE MCDONALD’S AND I AMERICAN …. AM I GOING TO BE KILLED? WILL SOMEONE HIDE ME! IT’S BEEN 3 YEARS SINCE I’VE PUT ONE OF THOSE NASTY ASS BURGERS IN MY MOUTH…
*sign written in random alleys near my house.*
I harbor mcdonalds fugitives. You may call me Sonchez. If you find me you will live. Find me in the center of Bluffton. Yell out the mcdonalds jingle while in town and if I hear you I will approach you and ask for help finding my dog Pablo.
As a secrecy employee of mcdonalds I can make it look like everyone in the house has been eating mcdonalds for centuries. Find your safe haven.
OH GOD OH GOD I WILL FIND YOU. THANK YOU
my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay
well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it
OH MY GOD SO MY MOM CAME OVER YESTERDAY AND USED MY COMPUTER AND I GOT THIS MESSAGE FROM HER TODAY AND I’M DYING
I CAN’T BREATHE
THESE ARE MY BOOKMARKS
THERE ARE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE
MOM I AM SO SORRY
Editor’s note: Smut you can order from Archie McPhee!
It’s a good thing male circumcision exists.
It kills the feeling in their rape stick so they don’t have the urge to rape as much as a non-cut rape stick.
"From our observations and experience in such cases, we feel fully warranted in suggesting the…
Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
This lack of notes is disturbing.
yes it is .. blog more people
The notes are very disappointing. Especially to me.
Making this was so painful because i could only imagine what these characters would be like in smash
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.
trying to turn my lil bro into a furry. any tips?
"I can help"
this means something. right?
[LOUD ANGRY YELLING]
this fucking fandom has the most painful jokes ever