Wyrdo

Just a weird person trying to find some beauty and some sense in a weird world. Follow my constructed language blog at ghuborago.tumblr.com and my homestuck blog at overtrolled.tumblr.com. or don't. Whatever.

July 22, 2014 at 8:09pm
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Reblogged from dickpuns

kitsparrow:

ghettocarnival:

PETER

PETER.

(Source: dickpuns, via obscuruslupa)

8:05pm
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Reblogged from stand-up-comic-gifs

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Eugene Mirman

8:00pm
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Reblogged from askboxmemes

What are your headcanons about me?

scoutregimentkarkat:

secretlymartinfreeman:

askboxmemes:

Just curious. 

This sounds really fucking awesome.

Guys make headcanons about me.

IF SOMEONE DOES THIS I WILL BE SO HAPPY

(via knightlydisaster)

7:57pm
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Reblogged from goomyplz

(Source: goomyplz, via byrdsfly)

7:56pm
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Reblogged from ectobling

http://official-johncrocker.tumblr.com/post/92555299977/clefabledirk-ectobling-okay-okay-but-hear →

clefabledirk:

ectobling:

OKAY OKAY BUT: HEAR ME OUT.

brojohn (i know. im sorry) but instead of kawaii shota john with inexplicable ingrained homohobia

bro with ingrained homophobia because he grew up in a time where it was less acceptable, less common, and he couldnt think of…

7:54pm
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Reblogged from unfollovving
asking-laughingjack:

wolfysblog:

asking-laughingjack:

scoutregimentkarkat:

davestriderhatesstrexcorp:

unfollovving:

get-in-the-animus:

unfollovving:

IS THIS TRUE????

As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week


 ???  ??????  ?????????????? ?????????????????????? ?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?

IM AMERICAN AND IVE NEVER EATEN MCDONALDS IM SO SCARED

damn u gonna die son

I AM SCARED I HATE MCDONALD’S AND I AMERICAN …. AM I GOING TO BE KILLED? WILL SOMEONE HIDE ME! IT’S BEEN 3 YEARS SINCE I’VE PUT ONE OF THOSE NASTY ASS BURGERS IN MY MOUTH…
SEND HELP

*sign written in random alleys near my house.*
I harbor mcdonalds fugitives. You may call me Sonchez. If you find me you will live. Find me in the center of Bluffton. Yell out the mcdonalds jingle while in town and if I hear you I will approach you and ask for help finding my dog Pablo.
As a secrecy employee of mcdonalds I can make it look like everyone in the house has been eating mcdonalds for centuries. Find your safe haven.

OH GOD OH GOD I WILL FIND YOU. THANK YOU

asking-laughingjack:

wolfysblog:

asking-laughingjack:

scoutregimentkarkat:

davestriderhatesstrexcorp:

unfollovving:

get-in-the-animus:

unfollovving:

IS THIS TRUE????

As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week

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?????????????????????? image


?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?

IM AMERICAN AND IVE NEVER EATEN MCDONALDS IM SO SCARED

damn u gonna die son

I AM SCARED I HATE MCDONALD’S AND I AMERICAN …. AM I GOING TO BE KILLED? WILL SOMEONE HIDE ME! IT’S BEEN 3 YEARS SINCE I’VE PUT ONE OF THOSE NASTY ASS BURGERS IN MY MOUTH…


SEND HELP

*sign written in random alleys near my house.*

I harbor mcdonalds fugitives. You may call me Sonchez. If you find me you will live. Find me in the center of Bluffton. Yell out the mcdonalds jingle while in town and if I hear you I will approach you and ask for help finding my dog Pablo.

As a secrecy employee of mcdonalds I can make it look like everyone in the house has been eating mcdonalds for centuries. Find your safe haven.

OH GOD OH GOD I WILL FIND YOU. THANK YOU

(via official-johncrocker)

7:53pm
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Reblogged from paradisaic

paradisaic:

paradisaic:

my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay

well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it

(via official-johncrocker)

7:49pm
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Reblogged from positivestress
sexualfavours:

sexualfavours:

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(via torea-dumbass)

dirtytrenchcoatsandwinchesters:

OH MY GOD SO MY MOM CAME OVER YESTERDAY AND USED MY COMPUTER AND I GOT THIS MESSAGE FROM HER TODAY AND I’M DYING
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I CAN’T BREATHE
THESE ARE MY BOOKMARKS
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THERE ARE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE
MOM I AM SO SORRY

(via official-johncrocker)

7:42pm
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Reblogged from wtfbadromancecovers
wtfbadromancecovers:

Just…no words.
Editor’s note: Smut you can order from Archie McPhee!

wtfbadromancecovers:

Just…no words.

Editor’s note: Smut you can order from Archie McPhee!

7:38pm
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Reblogged from ludalaluna

Circumcision →

intact101:

ludalaluna:

It’s a good thing male circumcision exists.

It kills the feeling in their rape stick so they don’t have the urge to rape as much as a non-cut rape stick.

Similar statement…

"From our observations and experience in such cases, we feel fully warranted in suggesting the…

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

ohmygogapplejuice:

larrylouis:

lost-prince-of-asguard:

thepiscesactor:

This lack of notes is disturbing.

yes it is .. blog more people

The notes are very disappointing. Especially to me.

(via official-johncrocker)

7:34pm
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Reblogged from ikuzo-dattebayo

anniephantom:

ikuzo-dattebayo:

Making this was so painful because i could only imagine what these characters would be like in smash

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

(via byrdsfly)

6:59pm
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Reblogged from gamercrunch
gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

escape

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

escape

(via knightlydisaster)

6:59pm
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Reblogged from johntgonzales

commit-seppuku-konoyaro:

fabflyingfox:

johntgonzales:

crocketingsolly:

johntgonzales:

trying to turn my lil bro into a furry. any tips?

"I can help"

image

this means something. right?

[LOUD ANGRY YELLING]

this fucking fandom has the most painful jokes ever

(via byrdsfly)